The ugliest people online.
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The ugliest people online.

Put your friend's picture here!

September 8, 2008 . by beautiful joe
Put a picture of your friend HERE!

Send your friend a custom blog, created just for him/her, and trick them into thinking someone wrote about them and their ugly mug.

Post it on their MySpace for even more laughs!

Punk your friend NOW!

or

check out an example

Admit it... this is one ugly advertisement

September 8, 2008 . by beautiful joe

Jocelyn Wildenstein and the $4 million dollar face you can't return

September 8, 2008 . by beautiful joe
This is Jocelyn Wildenstein before she became the celebrity known as cat woman and before she spent $4 million on plastic surgery.



She was normal once apon a time. That is, until she found her billionare husband in bed with a 21 year old russian model.

This sent her to her local chop shop to make some "improvements" in an attempt to win her man back.



Unfortunately her husband screamed at the first sight of her new look, which sent her back to her plastic surgeon for even more work. It is rumored that several prospective patients ran screaming from the office, so concerned were they that they would end up looking like Jocelyne -- and righfully so.

Unfortunately you can't fix a face as easily as you can break one.

Yes, it's "female"

September 8, 2008 . by beautiful joe
Yes, it's female. You can tell by the...  ...  ... ahhh f**k, I dunno. To be truthfully honest, I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure this is a woman.

I'm guessing that she had one or two piercings or tattoos during high school. This must have gotten her a lot of attention and soon she was out of control.

Well, I'm sure she gets a lot of "attention" now...

But I just want to run a magnet over her face.

Hey, nice teeth!

September 8, 2008 . by beautiful joe
This dentist's nightmare may have half of his remaining teeth fused together, but that won't stop him from being happy.

Smile for the camera ugly man.

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